To Boldly Go…

In an effort to make myself less miserable, I’ve decided to try inventing a silly story each day.

They will inevitably be childish and low quality, but if they make me smile, it’s job done.

Here’s today’s effort…

I am Starship Captain Bollinger, our mission: to boldly go where no depressed person could be bothered to go.

We’re en route to the M class planet, Beta Interferon, populated entirely by beta males who cannot help interfering in each other’s lives. Nothing ever gets done because everyone is too busy judging each other.

To reach the planet, we must pass through a treacherous gaseous nebula known as Gerry’s Ring.

To be continued (maybe)…

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